The Awesome Theory - Awesome Vs. Stupid

The Awesome Theory - Got Awesome? Learn about Awesome and Stupid here

The Awesome Flash animation above depicts the Axiom: The Fundamental Dichotomy of the Universe: Awesome vs. Stupid. The Awesome Theory is a collection of Axioms (an evident truth which does not need any explanation and is accepted without any demonstration or proof in their application domain) that explains the true nature of the universe, which is a constant struggle between the forces of Awesome and Stupid.

The Awesome Theory states that all things break down into varying degrees of two opposites: Awesome and Stupid. Everything we see is made up of Awesome or Stupid matter which in turn determines how awesome or stupid that thing is. This web site was created to educate the masses about this important truth. Join The Awesome Theory as help to spread the news of Awesome and fight the insidious infection of Stupid.

Once a user has created an account, his or her first order of business should be to check out Axioms of Awesome, where he can learn about all that is awesome and stupid and the scientific revelations related to the Awesome Theory.

Next, the Awesome Rank structure must be examined to learn the requirements for advancement and promotion up the ranks of the Awesome Theory. Users start at the extremely stupid rank of Scientologist, and then move on in order to Pink Peep, Stupid Escapee, LOLcat, Awesome Acolyte, Gorilla Guerilla, Awesome Assassin, Theorist of Awesome, Incarnation of Awesome, and finally, Ninja. Each level is more Awesome and less Stupid than the one before.

Then, users may take the Awesome Quiz to see just how Awesome or Stupid they currently are. Do not worry about a bad score, however, as the Awesome Quiz may be taken once each day. You need a 95 on the quiz to make the rank of Ninja - can you do it?

After that, users need to vote on a variety of ideas and make their voice heard on just what is awesome and what is stupid. Detailed statistics are available so everyone can see just what Awesome Theory users identify as Awesome and Stupid. Just what do people think about bandoliers of mullets? Find out inside the Awesome Theory.

The next step is to enter the Awesome Theory forums and post your ideas for new Axioms of Awesome, ideas about how The Awesome Theory web site could be improved, anecdotes of Awesome and Stupid, and anything else one can think of.

In the meantime, users can enter the Elections area and vote on candidates from the Democrat, Republican, Awesome, Stupid, Internet, and Inanimate Object parties, as well as independent candidates. Once you have vote on each candidate's level of Awesome and Stupid, you can leave comments for everyone to see about them.

The Awesome Theory maintains a detailed profile on each user where the user's Awesome rank, location, occupation, interests, Awesome rank progression, voting statistics, voting history, and Axioms of Awesome in the canon for which the user has received credit.

Finally, user can peruse the (in)Frequently Asked Questions to learn more about the Awesome Theory and how they deal with some of the stupid questions that inevitably get asked.