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The Big Bang Theory
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For decades cosmologists have been struggling to figure out what caused the Big Bang. It should b no surprise that The Awesome Theory is the organization to first discover this revelation.

In the beginning, there was only Ninja, and he was an unfathomably large and dense mass of pure Awesome. Since he was a Ninja, he roamed the vast emptiness that predated the cosmos searching for what he could flip out and kill. After many eternities, he had still not found anything to flip out and kill and had because despondent. He then did the only thing that he could do: He flipped out and killed himself. As soon as his katana pierced his own body, he exploded. This explosion is now known as the Big Bang.

Something sinister happened at that moment, however, that would forever shape the resulting cosmos. Since suicide is an inherently stupid act, when the Ninja committed seppuku, it corrupted a portion of the awesome that made up the Ninja, converting it into stupid particles. Thus, the explosive power of the Big Bang flung both Awesome and Stupid particles into the ever expanding cosmos.

These superheated particles cooled and combined to form quarks, and quarks joined to form atoms, and atoms joined to form molecules and thus matter began appearing in the Universe, made up of the original awesome and stupid particles from the Ninja.


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Concept By:
Buckramega Asphyxiate
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Does that mean that the stupid particles came out of the ninja?

Comment by: Typewriter -- Date: 2008-09-02 16:59:15

Best one of them all right here.

Comment by: Buckramega -- Date: 2008-07-25 06:10:43


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