| Q. How did you guys come up with this stuff? |
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--Mullethead in Idaho
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| A. Yes |
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| Q. No, really, how did you come up with this stuff? |
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--Mullethead in Idaho
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| A. 42 |
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| Q. Please, I must know - how did you come up with this stuff? |
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--Mullethead in Idaho
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| A. An anvil told us |
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| Q. What is the target audience of this site? |
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--Bob in accounting
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| A. Ultra-gullible people that think Scientology is just too "out there". Oh, and people who enjoy wacky humor. |
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| Q. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
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--Foghorn Leghorn
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| A. There is no spoon |
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| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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--Stumped in Mississippi
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| A. Because the other side was awesome. |
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| Q. Don't you think some of these "Axioms" are just a little too ridiculous? |
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--Smartypants in Chicago
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| A. You obviously do not have the requisite awesome to view this site. You should leave. Now. People will believe just about anything. Scientology, for example. |
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| Q. Why "Awesome"? Why not "Cool" or "Super" or "Excellent"? |
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--Confused in Antartica
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| A. Those other words are not as awesome as Awesome. |
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| Q. Is the grass really greener on the other side? |
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--Curious in Wichita
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| A. No, but sometimes it is more awesome on the other side. |
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| Q. I know this is not a question, but this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. |
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--Scientologist Apologist in Clearwater
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| A. You have obviously never read about Scientology. That is more ridiculous by several orders of magnitude. At least. |
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| Q. Why are ninjas the personificiation of awesome? |
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--Najar the Nuclear Ninja
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| A. Because I'll flip out and kill you, that's why! |
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| Q. What was the Anvil's name? |
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--Mulletskull in New Jersey
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| A. Andy. Andy the anvil. He's a swell guy. He makes an outstanding grilled cheese sandwich. Although (don't tell him that I told you this), he does not pay his child support payments, and I do not think that is awesome at all. |
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| Q. Is God a Ninja? |
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--Little Mullethead in Arkansas
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| A. Of course God is a Ninja! He is also known as the Alpha Awesome. He created Awesome and saw that it was awesome. |
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| Q. Where is Andy now? |
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--Doucheling in Denver
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| A. Well, he likes to travel. You know, tour the world and all that. Plus, he is an introvert. Good luck finding him. |
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| Q. How'd you get to be so gosh darn sexy? |
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--tragedy in teh interwebz
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| A. Superior genetics, lots of exercise, and mass brainwashing. |
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| Q. What came first, the ninja or the scientologist? |
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--Some random anonymous idiot
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| A. Idiot! If you paid attention, you would know that the Ninja came first. Go give yourself a swirlie! |
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| Q. If stupid particles are represented by pink elephants and republicans are represented by gray elephants, does that mean that gay republicans are pure stupid particles? |
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--Hippie Treehugging Douche in San Francisco
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| A. Young Douche, you show promise in the ways of Awesome. You have glimpsed into that which is truly awesome and understood it's true meaning. However you are a hippie, a treehugger and a douche. Therefore until you change your stupid ways you shall be cursed with stupidity. |
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