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Awesome Rank System at the Awesome Theory

Rank Level 0
Scientologist	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	0	0	0	0	0	0
Nothing imaginable is more stupid than a sentient being believing in Xenu, so it makes sense that a Scientologist is the lowest rank.

Rank Level 1
Rubber Dog Turd	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	1	1	1	0	0	0
While only a slight step up from Scientologist, at least Rubber Dog Turds have some dignity - after all, they are not Scientologists.

Rank Level 2
Pink Peeps	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	5	25	5	0	0	0
Pink Peeps are pretty stupid, and pretty stupid looking. They are only slightly less stupid than a Rubber Dog Turd so this ranks fits perfectly.

Rank Level 3
Mullet Farmer	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	10	50	20	10	0	0
Mullet Farming is a thankless and difficult job, but someone has to do it. Mullet Farmers know good mullets when they see them.

Rank Level 4
Mullet Vendor	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	15	55	40	100	0	0
Mullet Vendors purchase fresh mullets from Mullet Farmers and sell them to the general populace

Rank Level 5
LOLcat	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	25	60	65	375	0	0
LOLcats are usually cute and/or funny and thus are higher up on the Awesome chain.

Rank Level 6
Awesome Acolyte	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	35	70	95	750	1	0
Awesome Acolytes have just begun their formal training in the Awesome Arts.

Rank Level 7
Gorilla Guerilla	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	45	75	130	1500	3	0
Gorilla Guerillas can be counted on to use asymetric irregular warfare tactics against entrenched forces of stupid everywhere.

Rank Level 8
Awesome Assassin	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	60	80	170	3000	5	0
Awesome Assassins seek out and destroy legendary incarnations of stupid.

Rank Level 9
Theorist of Awesome	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	80	85	215	6000	7	1
Theorists of Awesome have delved in the science of discovering what is Awesome and are now enlightening others with their discoveries.

Rank Level 10
Incarnation of Awesome	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	125	90	300	12000	10	3
Incarnations of Awesome have shed their fleshly shells and become beacons of pure Awesome.

Rank Level 11
Ninja	Minimum Requirements
	Forum Posts	Quiz Score	Votes Cast	Duel Points	Axioms Submitted	Axioms Canonized
	200	95	400	24000	20	6
What could possibly be more Awesome than a Ninja? During the two seconds you think about that, a single Ninja could have killed you 90 kajillion times without you even knowing it was coming.

Special Ranks

Not everyone falls into the typical rank structure. A few privileged individuals are bequeathed a special rank. Are you interested in escaping the rank rat race and acquiring a special rank? The Awesome Theory needs a few talented individuals: a skilled Flash developer, a skilled artist, and a phpbb template designer. Other skills could be utilized as well. Go to the Forum and post if you can help out.

Awesome Dragon	Rank Holder:	Buckramega

Awesome Dragon	Primary Duties:	Site Architect, coder, graphic designer, DBA, Forum Admin
Buckramega earned his special rank primarily by discovering the original revelation of awesome and then co-founding this web site to educate the masses. He is fully or partially responsible for all the original 7 Axioms of Awesome. He developed the rank system, created all of the site's original graphics, and came up with the voting idea.

DOING! Mr. Saturn KAY-O	Rank Holder:	Chazinomaha
DOING! Mr. Saturn KAY-O	Primary Duties:	Complex code-database interaction, DBA, Admin form creator, Forum Moderator
Chazinomaha earned his special rank by helping to crystallize the vision of awesome and then co-founding this web site to educate the masses. He is fully or partially responsible all of the original 7 Axioms of Awesome. He thought up and implemented the Awesome Quiz and also wrote all of the code to handle the voting system.

Mandalore	Rank Holder:	Chunk
Mandalore	Primary Duties:	Graphics and image creator and modifier
Chunk earned his special rank by becoming the primary graphics guy for hte site. He has done many of the monster and item graphics, the Awesome Slots graphic and more.

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