Welcome to the Awesome Theory Store! We currently have 15 items for sale! We sell our merchandise through our partner, Cafepress. Be advised that clicking the link to purchase an item will take you to the Cafepress website and that site will open in a new window. Also, if you buy an item from the store and forward your receipt to Buckramega AT awesometheory.com we will reward you with 10 mullets per dollar you spent. NOTE: If you were looking for the
Mullet Store you can always click the 'store' link if the mullet display on the top left of every page.
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Can you handle the Awesome? Jack doesn't seem to think so. Sport this sweet bumper sticker on your car to tell the world how you feel! Our bumper stickers are perfect for expressing yourself while cruising down the highway or just for posting on the wall. Made of durable vinyl and measuring a generous 10" x 3" these stickers are made for adding style to any surface. - see bigger picture(s) |
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| $3.99 |
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 | Button |
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Point out this basic truth to everyone with an Awesome Theory "Stupid is as stupid is" button. Pin on our oversized button and your message can't be missed. Support a candidate, play up your passion or make someone smile. Collect 'em, trade 'em. Buttons are a fun way to wear and share what's on your mind. - see bigger picture(s) |
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| $2.99 |
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 | Dark T-Shirt |
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Show the world how Awesome you are with this dark Awesome Theory shirt. Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. - see bigger picture(s) |
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| $20.99 |
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 | Dog T-shirt |
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The Awesome Theory is not limited to people - get your dogs in on the Awesome as well! Show your puppy love. Put your pooch in his own cool doggie t-shirt from American Apparel. He’ll be the envy of all the pups in the park. Let him wear a doggie-cool design so he can express what he’d like to bark out loud. Do it up in doggie style! - see bigger picture(s) |
| Category: misc |
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| $14.99 |
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 | Hoodie |
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Shout out against stupid everywhere with this stylish Awesome Theory hoodie. Stay warm with our Hanes Ultimate Cotton Pullover Hood. Constructed with a heavyweight 90/10 cotton/polyester blend. Thick (but not bulky), comfortable, durable and guaranteed. - see bigger picture(s) |
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| $29.99 |
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 | License Plate Frame |
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Challenge those Stupid tailgaters with this Awesome License Plate Frame. Constructed of sturdy, durable, shiny chrome that makes your message POP. Images are applied with a permanent adhesive weatherproof decal. UV and water-resistant. Fits most cars. 12" x 6" Enhance the message of your vanity plate. - see bigger picture(s) |
| Category: auto |
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| $10.99 |
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 | Light T-Shirt |
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Show the world how Awesome you are with this Awesome Theory shirt. Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. - see bigger picture(s) |
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| $19.99 |
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 | Long-sleeve Black T-shirt |
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Ask the really important question with this Awesome Theory "Where do you rank?" shirt. Our Long Sleeve Black T-Shirt adds an extra element of style for a casual night out, or to keep the chill off. Made of 100% ringspun cotton for maximum comfort, put on your new favorite T-Shirt from a favorite, trusted name in t-shirts, Hanes. - see bigger picture(s) |
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| $25.99 |
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 | Magnet |
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Get an Awesome Theory magnet and increase the awesome of any magnetic surface by at least 42 percent! Add instant style to lockers, dorm rooms, workspace or the fridge while keeping your notes and reminders in view with an attention-grabbing Rectangle Magnet. Also available in a 10 pack for 12.99 - see bigger picture(s) |
| Category: magnet |
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| $2.99 |
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 | Mini Poster Print |
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Remind yourself and educate others on what really bonds matter with the Awesome Theory cohesion of all matter mini poster print. Like a poster -- only smaller! Our high quality one page prints are printed on glossy, 12 point paper and measure 11" x 17". - see bigger picture(s) |
| Category: Poster |
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| $5.99 |
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 | Mousepad |
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Make your mouse 42% more awesome with the Awesome Theory mousepad. A great gift for geeks, gamers, or anyone with a computer. Rubber backing prevents the mousepad from sliding. Machine washable. - see bigger picture(s) |
| Category: Office |
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| $12.99 |
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 | Oval Sticker |
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Certify something Awesome with this sharp Awesome Theory sticker. Our stickers are printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks – meaning no fading in the sun or bleeding in the rain. - see bigger picture(s) |
| Category: sticker |
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| $3.49 |
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 | Wall Calendar |
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Keeping track of important dates on your calendar is easy when you can view 12 months of inspiring images that reflect your personal interests like making rank and earning mullets. Our high-quality calendar is printed on thick 100lb cover weight paper and adds impact to any room. - see bigger picture(s) |
| Category: office |
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| $16.99 |
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 | White long-sleeve T-shirt |
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Ask the really important question with this Awesome Theory "where do you rank?" shirt. The most comfortable t-shirt ever! Our 100% cotton, Hanes Beefy-T is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. - see bigger picture(s) |
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| $23.99 |
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 | Women's long sleeve T-shirt |
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Strut your stuff with this amazing Awesome Theory T-shirt that asks the most important question: Where do you rank? Our 100% cotton, women's long sleeve tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for a contoured but loose fit. - see bigger picture(s) |
| Category: apparel |
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| $23.99 |
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